10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek