10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.