10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs