10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.