10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.