10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"