10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.