10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Welcome to kicker school
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim