10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.