10 Random Poker Quotes

• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• Poker is for loners.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• You have to piss with the dick you have