10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!