10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Welcome to kicker school
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.