10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders