10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --