10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Poker is for loners.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."