10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi