10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Poker is for loners.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.