10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."