10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm