10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier