10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."