10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water