10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Fold and live to fold again
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Poker is for loners.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?