10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph