10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)