10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- It's Free To Fold...
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.