10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio