10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---