10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike