10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Poker is for fat, American losers.