10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery