10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson