10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.