10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Fold and live to fold again
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.