10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow