10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim