10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Welcome to kicker school
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom