10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Welcome to kicker school
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• You have to piss with the dick you have