10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Fold and live to fold again
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves