10 Random Poker Quotes

• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.