10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.