10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.