10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris