10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.