10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.