10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--