10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.