10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!