10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.