10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright